Not exactly how I had planned my comeback but what the heck! Lets Recap.

Got there at nine skipped out of the taxi and climbed the steep curb turn leading up to Mateos, I wore that facial expression that people usually put on when expecting to meet a distant relative or a long lost friend, you know the one that’s half way between a forced smile and feigned surprise.

Well that expression turned into utter bewilderment when my eyes scanned the entire  pavement seating area and finding no one closely resembling a blogger, several thoughts raced through my mind one of which was that I had  been away too long that the entire blogging fraternity had metamorphosed into a different species all together with altered DNA.

I was just about to turn and head back home when lo and behold his Majesty King of Rogue materialized right in front of me and promptly dispatched me to a table inside that had several emissaries standing around it, the estrogen kingdom ambassadors in the form of Darlyene, Helen, Doreen and Xiona were very much in attendance doing justice to colorful, attractive, futuristic cocktail drinks.

The beer swigging blokes that hung around the princesses of cocktailia were the towering Normzo and Jny who looked like they had just closed a multi billion dollar takeover of Google and were celebrating the success of months of hard sweat and toil, King and Street were deep in conversation when I walked in so I didn’t greet street till later, although when I did I made the blunder of reminding him of his screwed up laptop, what a way to ruin a guys night, it’s just like when you go out to get over this chick and spot one who looks just like her standing in the opposite corner of the room. I spoke to Rhino who apparently thought I write for the paper, I was like hell no, if I did I’d give all my assignments to my 15 year old kid brother while I played pool all day.

Darlyene was sweet, I was loading a kalukumi AT of UTL and she gave me this look the said ‘poor thing’ and reached into her bag for a 2000k AT which she handed over to me, and just to rub it in some more she said she had simply bought it to get change, I said it then and I’ll say it again, DEE for PRESIDENT.

Dear Blogren,  I hung around sipping my Club for about 45 minutes before saying my goodbyes.

Jny works less that 50 feet from our building so am gon hop over there and ask him for some help coz I seem to have forgotten how to upload a post.

CIAO.

Bellytime

How do I develop a six pack? That’s the question I just entered into the google search bar. In case you haven’t guessed already the endless beer nights and a job where you take the occasional stroll from your desk to the studio have taken their toll on my belly and turned it into a fat waste basket, all the fat that ends up on the belly must be undesired by the rest of the body coz it is just grosses me out.

I’m ashamed to look at Beckford Photos they only make you want to hide your head in the sand and hope the world could end in the next 2 seconds.

How is it that Africans look at a pot belly as a sign of prestige and wealth, a man without a belly feels as inept as a Kabaka without Ebyaffe, or street sider and Rhino without their lappies

I have declared a global war against all pot bellies and any man found with excess stomach fat is to be flogged publicly not less than 20 lashes with his own belt or suspenders, ofcourse now there is the small matter of determining exactly how much is excess, without any yard stick for separating the offenders from the respectful citizens a cop with a grudge against Jny might not hesitate to declare him in violation of the Carsozy code.

So here’s the penal code and since I didn’t study even one evening class of law school thereby being incapable of formulating a law I’ll let Muda polish up the statute, but this is the best I can do. 

 Any one who looks like this is off the hook, not you Sleek, lie down.

And any one who looks like this is well screwed.

So Whad I miss during my self imposed exile from blogmania? Ug girl how are you Lulu tells me you have posted about a juicy job, am off to read after which you can take me out to an on line restaurant.

Great week and stay fit.

………………………..for godsake Apr didn’t you listen to a word I just said, stay off the chocolate bars, put it down on the floor gently, with your left hand, now kick it to me.